So Stephanie and I were at a picnic yesterday. As I was leaving with my family I said my farewells and told her I would see her tomorrow (now today) at church. She said something to the effect of, "Expect big changes tomorrow. BIG changes." I took this to mean she would be getting a new calling, which she seemed to confirm. I spent the entire evening and following morning wracking my brain trying to think of what kind of calling adjustment would qualify as a "BIG change." The only logical result I could come up with is that she and several of her cohorts have conspired to stage a coup and will take over the ward with Stephanie leading the congregation Noriega-style. I must admit, I have never been so excited to attend church in all my church-going years! The idea of a religious dictator may prove emotionally unhealthy after some time, but until then I look forward to the New Order and perhaps fancy and outlandish uniforms.
I'll let you know how it turns out.
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Hmmm, BIG changes huh?? I wonder if the church is instituting 'snack and nap time' after sacrament meeting??
NOTE TO STEPHANIE: a BIG change for you does not automatically equal a BIG change for me. Stake R.S. secretary?? I've never been so disappointed.
Time to send back the flags.
Oh, and "snack and nap time" is called "Sunday School."
Who says I can't lead a revolution from the background. You better watch out, I'll need some supporters. When you're not looking I'll put a "Stephanie '08" bumper sticker on your car.
While you're doing that I'll be breaking into your house. Just so you know.
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