My parents, the lovely people they are, sent us many Christmas gifts in many boxes. We finally opened the boxes today and began taking out the gifts, reading the gift tags as we went. One gift tag in my mother's handwriting read, "To the family, to help keep your insides clean." We just looked at each other.
Husband: "Maybe it's fiber."
Me: "That actually wouldn't surprise me one bit."
We'll let you know if we're right.