Hey, have you ever looked at my stuff and thought, "Man, what I wouldn't give to have some of Abby's crap!" Well, your wildest dreams are about to come true, friend! I'm selling some of our Very Desirable Crap here at our multi-family yardsale Saturday morning from 8-12 (though rain is expected at around 10ish or so, so you best get up bright and early to catch the great offerings of crap I've got goin' on).
So come on down and give me cash! I promise to give you something in return!