02 November 2009

It Hurts When I Think

Hey, have you ever taken an item out of its packaging, and then accidentally thrown the item away and held onto the wrapper? And when you look at what's in your hand and realize what you've just done you have to get another item out? And then you do the exact same thing again?

I just wanted you to know what kind of a person you're dealing with here.






Answer: complete moron


6 comments:

Janie said...

have you walked out of the store examining your receipt all the while leaving all of your goods just sitting there in front of the cashier?

I do that all the time.

its like the thing I bought was an afterthought to how much damn money I spent on it.

it's just lisa said...

hee hee.

lucky for me I'm totally smart and never do anything dumb.

Heidi said...

Hmmm, it sounds like you don't get enough sleep. At least that's what I tell myself every time I do something utterly idiotic.

greta said...

i used to be able to blame it on being blond....i just really don't have an excuse anymore. bummer.

and yes, it does hurt to think in this stage of my life. bummer.

R Max said...

I have done this and also the "peel the apple, throw the apple in the rubbish, carry the peel to the table" trick.

I am very accomplished.

Loralee and the gang... said...

Have you taken a rather large check out of the envelope and then just kept the envelope? And then had to go dumpster-diving to retrieve said check, in the middle of winter, in the dark? Have you ever put the bananas in the refrigerator and the milk in the cupboard? Well, you certainly don't have the corner on the moron market, do you?
:~D