02 October 2008
An Open Letter to Stephanie's Husband
Did your front lawn murder your family and leave you for dead? Because every time I drive by your house while stalking your wife I can't help but think that what you've done to your lawn can only be described as a very intentional and personal act (I know these things; I watch CSI). I'd ask if perhaps you two could work out your differences, but by the looks of it there would be only one of you left capable of participating in peace talks.