02 October 2008

An Open Letter to Stephanie's Husband

Did your front lawn murder your family and leave you for dead? Because every time I drive by your house while stalking your wife I can't help but think that what you've done to your lawn can only be described as a very intentional and personal act (I know these things; I watch CSI). I'd ask if perhaps you two could work out your differences, but by the looks of it there would be only one of you left capable of participating in peace talks.

8 comments:

Stephanie B said...

He thought killing the lawn was easier than mowing it. :) Glad someone noticed. I love being the white-trash neighbors!

Jody said...

I think a photo is in order here....

Abby said...

I'll leave that up to the descretion of Stephanie.

Bonny said...

Ha-ha, I agree with Jody. Stephanie, we need a picture. Or maybe I could just drive by and stalk Stephanie myself...

Jacob and Mindy T. said...

I also think that a photo would be nice. Seeing as you are a giver and all, figured you'd want to give us a look. :)

Stephanie B said...

I planted grass a few days ago. Lauren told me she wanted green grass. I post a picture in 6-8 weeks.

Abby said...

The idea is to post a photo now so they know what the crap I was talking about. Go now.

Alyson (New England Living) said...

I don't know who Stephanie is, but this was funny! I LOVE that you quoted Moe on your sidebar! hahaha